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Bra size: small domestic house cat

Bra size: small domestic house cat

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

This is so great

(via resurrectionofannabellee)

Ready for my garage sale tomorrow

Ready for my garage sale tomorrow

(Source: hydrotoxicity, via apointlessvoyage)

itsthelesbiana:

That craving for an orgasm that masturbation cannot give you, it’s that type of orgasm that a specific person has to accomplish.

Omg my boyfriend last night. There’s nothing like him

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twinkvogue:

k1mkardashian:

virusexe:

FUCK

NOOOOOOOO :(((((

(9;83jdkdocka$:&:

(Source: deepthroatmom, via gwhizantor)

I’m on the pursuit of happiness and I know everything that shines ain’t always gonna be gold…  #smugmug

I’m on the pursuit of happiness and I know everything that shines ain’t always gonna be gold… #smugmug

jessajohansson:

margaery tyrell is the ultimate gold digger she’s had three husbands and didn’t have to bang one of them a single time dude she’s on a whole other level

(Source: daeneryus, via roxxieyo)